Eat the rude.
Nothing here is vegetarian.


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momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

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ilovecharts:

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helloimdiva:

phatearrangsnthangs:

soheresto-drinksinthedark:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

Yes to all things stated above…

Leg shaving tho

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teenscoolest:

the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

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trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

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Anonymous: "One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad"
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