Eat the rude.
Nothing here is vegetarian.


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insufferablebasterds:

Parallels

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im-horngry:

omg get in me

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oswinstark:

I changed my blog title because I’m still broken because of a fucking video game

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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libertybeforedeath:

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

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beerkilla:

literally me

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mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

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chocolatefoood:

Oreo Cheesecake

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lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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